Dildo and the ultimate cum

I don't know about you but I find that dildos have a bad reputation. Everybody, after a few drinks, can easily talk about watching internet porn or even masturbation but hard is the task to find people to talk openly about self-fucking a dildo. It must have something to do with the fact that 90% of gay guys are self-proclaim TOPS even though they suddenly change their minds when you're in bed with them...
Aside from the dad in "Another gay movie", you won't find any parent open to teach you the drill when you first get a twitch down there when your hormones kick in. Well before the internet and shipping, you had to need it bad enough to get downtown and go to the sex shop to buy one. Before that, When you're just like a cat in heat and you're rubbing yourself against everything in the house, you will, just like me, had to go through anything you could find to releive yourself. From a hairbrush handle to a carrot, a cucumber to a hammer, anything will do. But you get tired, or injured, and you finaly get the real thing and then you set the mood. No parents, lube, VHS porn ( yes, go back 20 years please...) and then it's on. You'll never forget it, just like your first kiss or your first visit to MacDonald's. You're introduced ( pun intended ) to your prostate, your G-spot (or like I like to call it: the point of no return). I won't go on forever because people who experienced it know exactly what I'm talking about and might get bored, or sad recollecting the event, but let me just say that: if you ever want to cum without even touching your dick, dildo is the way to go... try it and let me know!






Here's sexy Malachi Marx, who was suppose to have retired from porn but I read just now that he's back, after the shortest retirement ever! Good for him, well actualy, good for us....